to eat a burger. for goodness sake, chris christie and hillary clinton, why doesn't she come down on them with the whole weight thing. as far as that band one direction, yeah, boys, that direction soon around 14 minutes from now, down. save your money. all right? save your money. okay? 'cause you're going to be time share ago condo in newport with me knew dough pretty -- menudo pretty soon. >> bill: you know, miller, you and i never make these lists. i don't know why, but probably because of what we do here on "the factor" every week. >> because i hit my knees every night and pray to god i don't turn up on one and he's good to me. >> bill: he's good. dennis miller, everybody. if you're looking for a great christmas gift, tickets for the bolder fresher show, february 22, miller and i will be at the comerica theater in phoenix, arizona. march 1, nokia theater in los angeles. march 15, in atlantic city. april 26, dar constitutional hall in d.c june 1, theater in westbury, my hometown.